Church choir flash mob - seriously?

Fire Marshall Bill would have never put up with this shit. Choir geeks - please, knock it off, it's embarrassing. Isn't there a poorly attended event you should be singing boring, errrrr inspirational songs at?

You see choir has about 100 fans in the entire world, and guess what? All those people sing in choirs. People not in choirs who claim to enjoy choir music, are generally hard of hearing.

The rest of us are just hoping to get our bad slice of mall Pizza.

Choirs everywhere, "mobbing" is really not your thing. This should be left to real mobs escaping marauding elephants. If this happens - consider forming a mob and running. You do not "mob" to get your "Sleigh Bells" in. And remember, it is your "Sleigh Bells" not mine, I just spilled Pizza on my shirt as the pimply teenager tried to hand me a free ticket to your "show".



This actually goes for all mobs - really? I know this is a college thing and everything, but really, has the world run out of beer?

Please, for your own sake, just stop

If you are the kind of, um...errr... motivational speaker, who goes around saying "Make it a great day" - just stop. You are embarrassing yourself, your family, and your ancestry.

For the record, people do not hear this phrase, or read it in your soon to be deleted communique and feel inspired to "light their own lamp" or "pave their own way" they do not feel called as the "master of their destiny."

They just wonder how they befriended the kind of person who feels the need to embellish common pleasantries.

Have a nice day.

Too harsh?

It really is kind of stupid though.

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Did I oversleep?

It's been quite some time since anyone has posted in this blog - these guys have been hot on my tail, hotter than Robert Johnson's hellhounds, Pride, Envy, Anger, Sloth, Greed, Gluttony, & Lust. I know they are after me, I can smell them like a fart in a car. [Especially Gluttony, you would think that guy could take a Bean-O or something]. But I digress - the Sacster blog is not a piece of trash to be thrown idly to the side, unused and uncared for - that is the fate of "Country First! signs. The Sacster blog is here to educate and inspire. And if I had a point I would make it here and now, but I do not so you will have to check in later...me, I need to shake off the anti-blogging cobwebs...

Hey Kev, don't worry ...

West Virginia this, Oregon that, Kentucky this, Florida that ( oops - Florida doesn't count ) ( oops - just like 2000 ) ( oops - Michigan doesn't count either ) ... hey but Iowa and ... oh whatever ... ?

Can't we all just get along ???



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Maybe we have been a little hard on Jason WIlliams

Not the murderer, the former Kings point guard.

West Virginia sounds more and more like a destination location for Dave Witte.

The state is 96 percent white. Only Florida has a higher percentage of seniors.A mere 16 percent of West Virginians hold a college degree, the lowest percentage in the nation, and 25 percent lack a high school diploma. West Virginia also ranks near the bottom nationally in median household income.

And they support Hillary.

A real headline...from an ugly American

ARABS NOT CELEBRATING ISRAEL'S 60TH BIRTHDAY
http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/05/08/994589.aspx


Tommorrow's headline...

Plants turn sunlight into food. Animal existence possible.


Of course, I am thinking isn't it time to let it go, Arab world, or street, or coalition, or whatever?

I mean the British have not rained on 4th of July for quite some time. I have never ever been called a Zionist Pig [or British equivalent] at a fireworks show. For goodness sake - someone hand these people a hot dog and a beer and some John Cougar Mellenkamp and some horseshoes. Then they can get to the business of not working on Wednesday and forgetting about the real meaning of why they have the day off in the first place.


Next headline in the Arab press:

World turns dark every day - U.S. & Israeli conspiracy alleged