Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Church choir flash mob - seriously?




Fire Marshall Bill would have never put up with this shit. Choir geeks - please, knock it off, it's embarrassing. Isn't there a poorly attended event you should be singing boring, errrrr inspirational songs at?

You see choir has about 100 fans in the entire world, and guess what? All those people sing in choirs. People not in choirs who claim to enjoy choir music, are generally hard of hearing.

The rest of us are just hoping to get our bad slice of mall Pizza.

Choirs everywhere, "mobbing" is really not your thing. This should be left to real mobs escaping marauding elephants. If this happens - consider forming a mob and running. You do not "mob" to get your "Sleigh Bells" in. And remember, it is your "Sleigh Bells" not mine, I just spilled Pizza on my shirt as the pimply teenager tried to hand me a free ticket to your "show".



This actually goes for all mobs - really? I know this is a college thing and everything, but really, has the world run out of beer?




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