Wednesday, April 11, 2007

True Story

Hey Dave, Jim, and Brad - This really happened today.

I am waiting for an elevator downtown. Door opens, dude walks out - brisk pace.

I climb in with a middle aged lobbyist dude, and a 40-50 year old legal secretary type.

The stench is unbearable - one of the greatest farts in history.

We are riding to the 7th, 12th, and 15th floor respectively - dead silence the whole way - but I certainly felt like screaming "There is something in this room that no one is talking about"

I had the 12th floor - you should have seen how fast Legal Sec split on the 7th.

Anyway - props to you fart-in-the-elevator and splits guy - you are a great and true American.

I am signing off now - for delousing and nostril-enema.

3 Comments:

Jim said...

Nice. I miss working downtown.

Makes me wonder... if we congratulate our fellow Americans on our farts, do the French pat each other on the back for going an extra week w/o bathing?

Bradley said...

Kevin, you'll type 28 paragraphs about something you're heart is only 1/3 in but you won't quickly badmouth an absent stranger to other present strangers for polluting your collective atmospheres like that ???

Kevin Hansen said...

My silence condemns me. And you are right - the good and moral thing to do would have been to offer a
"Anyone smell anything?"