Hey Dave, Jim, and Brad - This really happened today.
I am waiting for an elevator downtown. Door opens, dude walks out - brisk pace.
I climb in with a middle aged lobbyist dude, and a 40-50 year old legal secretary type.
The stench is unbearable - one of the greatest farts in history.
We are riding to the 7th, 12th, and 15th floor respectively - dead silence the whole way - but I certainly felt like screaming "There is something in this room that no one is talking about"
I had the 12th floor - you should have seen how fast Legal Sec split on the 7th.
Anyway - props to you fart-in-the-elevator and splits guy - you are a great and true American.
I am signing off now - for delousing and nostril-enema.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
True Story
Posted by Kevin Hansen at 12:24 PM
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Nice. I miss working downtown.
Makes me wonder... if we congratulate our fellow Americans on our farts, do the French pat each other on the back for going an extra week w/o bathing?
Kevin, you'll type 28 paragraphs about something you're heart is only 1/3 in but you won't quickly badmouth an absent stranger to other present strangers for polluting your collective atmospheres like that ???
My silence condemns me. And you are right - the good and moral thing to do would have been to offer a
"Anyone smell anything?"
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