Anyone like playing "disk" at the beach?

This just spotted in the CSUS parking lot...

"Lost your balls?

Try Disc Golf"

Well - I am a fan of Bumper Stickers, vanity plates, and the metal thing that goes around your license plate as much as the next guy. But this is political correctness run amock. It is not freaking "disc" golf - it is FRISBEE golf.

As Nugget, Painter, and Marty can attest – perhaps the number 1 attraction to FRISBEE golf is the ability to play it with 1 hand – leaving the other free to hold beer with.
So here is a guideline for “disc” golfers…

1] If you have any gear whatsoever – other than your Frisbees – you are a loser.

2 ]If you play disc golf competitively – you are a loser.

3] If you call Frisbee golf – disc golf – you are a loser.

4] If you practice because you want to be better – [as opposed to a relaxing activity] – you are a loser.

5]If you belong to any disc golf associations – you are a loser.

6] If you “advertise” you affinity and love for “disc” golf on your automobile – you are a loser.

7]And finally – if you blog about disc golf, disc golfers, or bumper stickers in any way you are a loser…

Anyone up for some Ultimate Disc?