Thursday, November 1, 2007

Keb' Mo' is really great - but that has nothing to do with the death of Sacster.blogspot.com

Brad –
Is it possible that people have tired of Democrats, Republicans, Sally Field, Bad 80s music, Herman Melville, and Jack Kerouac? Or is there a darker, deeper force at work – beyond our comprehension???
Of course no one would ever get sick of my sweet assed response to Jim’s Sally Field waste of bytes…but I digress.
By the way – what did Dave say he was going to do if Hillary Clinton became president. Not sure – but I know it was funny to think about. And now if Dave is a man of his word – he will have to do it.
Don’t get me wrong – I don’t support that DINO [Democrat in name only] – but I do support Nugget having to do outrageous shit as a result of a flippant comment he made thinking – that will never happen.
Anyway – I am not sure what killed sacster.blogspot.com – but in my “Synchronistic Wanderings” - I have developed a theory.
http://www.amazon.com/Synchronistic-Wanderings-Pat-Benatar/dp/B00001R3DD

They were so ecstatic when the letter arrived
A certified genius at the age of five
They planned his future so carefullyHe was everything they hoped he'd be
He was a model child, a devoted son
Loved and admired by everyone
He played out every role, a "T.V. hero"
He lived his life in a video fantasy

He was good at school, never failed a grade
They gave him hopes and dreams, and taught him not to hate
He had rules he learned to break for fun
Now he's hidin', `cause his fingerprints on the gun

Why'd ya have to do it Evil Genius?
Was it justified in your mind?
Why'd ya put us through it Evil Genius?
Was it justified in your mind anytime you held a grudge?

Was it something said that pushed you over the line?
Your best interests were in our minds
You kept it so well hidden, we never knew
No one ever expected anything like this from you

Why'd ya have to do it Evil Genius?
Was it justified in your mind?
Why'd ya put us through it Evil Genius?
Was it justified in your mind anytime you held a grudge?

Why'd ya have to do it Evil Genius?
Was it justified in your mind?
Why'd ya put us through it Evil Genius?
Was it justified in your mind anytime you held a grudge?

Of course – “Evil Genius” is the Macbeth of our time – so tragic, so sad…

The gripper is how at first the speaker in the poem is referring to the evil genius as "he" - then changes their point of view to "you" and you realize the psychic pain that the speaker is in because the evil genius is actually, gasp, hers!

Or they make a mistake that high school sophomores get dinged for on their essays, by changing voice in the middle of a story, essay, etc...

Either way - that dude should not have killed sacster.blogspot.com

Sacster, of course, cannot be killed, and it grows and grows and grows and the evil genius can never stop it

HA HA HA [ummm say this one in an evil genius voice to make it funny.]

1 Comment:

Bradley said...

Dude: " ... Bad 80's music ... " ??? That hurt man. I spend minutes scouring for obscure songs that someone thought were good enough to be made in to videos back in the day, AND that have an embed feature on youtube and THIS is the comment I finally receive ??? Where's the love ...

I'm going to need to see Dave's alleged comments in black and white to begin the inevitable Alec Baldwin comparison ... but that's just me.

BO